Allergic reaction. Not my fault! Not drunk, not a virus. Vomit imminent. Got off train. Doing my best to hold off but time is limited. Tracks has gotta be the move, right? UPDATE tracks was an insane idea I think I came up with it because of the mental image of dudes spitting on the tracks???
UPDATE: Off the train. Walking home. Pray for me
UPDATE 2: MADE IT HOME. Might not even have to go to ER. I love life. I rly do think that posting on here kept me distracted for exactly the right amount of time.
UPDATE 3: No hospital, I really do love life, and seriously guys I wasn’t thinking right and somehow thought that it made sense to throw up on tracks? On the other side now I’m like, what? Why would that be the answer? Really appreciate the responses. I was freaking out about the socially acceptable way to handle the situation and having people reply significantly reduced the stress, especially since I came up with a completely cuckoo-caca idea on my own!
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